Hilarious wise sayings

1. "Don't cry over spilled milk, unless it's chocolate milk. Then cry a lot."

2. "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."

3. "A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."

4. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

5. "Life is short, smile while you still have teeth."

6. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

7. "I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me."

8. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

9. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

10. "I'm not saying I'm Batman, I'm just saying no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room together."

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Sayings about relationships ending

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Cute wine tumbler sayings

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