1. "Well butter my biscuit!"
2. "Hotter than a two-dollar pistol!"
3. "Sweatin' like a sinner in church!"
4. "Happy as a pig in mud!"
5. "Cuter than a speckled pup!"
6. "Busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor!"
7. "Happier than a tornado in a trailer park!"
8. "Slicker than snot on a doorknob!"
9. "Drunker than Cooter Brown!"
10. "Faster than a jackrabbit on a hot date!"
Above is Hillbilly hoedown sayings.
1. The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others.2. The greatest gift you can give someone is your time, your attention, your love, your concern.3. Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.4. Remember that sometimes not getting what you want is a wonderful
1. Pick a card, any card.2. Is this your card? Ta-da!3. Watch closely as the magic happens.4. Prepare to be amazed by this card trick.5. Let's see if we can read your mind with this card trick.6. The power of illusion is at work here.7. Shuffle, shuffle, now let's see what card you've c
1. Life is short, eat the cake.2. Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not.3. Baking is love made edible.4. There's nothing a cupcake can't fix.5. Happiness is homemade.6. You can't be sad when you're holding a cupcake.7. Bake the world a better place.8. Keep c
1. Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans. - John Lennon2. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs3. Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it. - Charles R. Swindoll4. In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the
1. I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.2. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.3. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.4. I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me.5. I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?6. I'm not shor
1. Life is a gift, and it offers us the privilege, opportunity, and responsibility to give something back by becoming more. - Tony Robbins2. Life is beautiful, as long as it consumes you. When it is rushing through you, destroying you, life is gorgeous, glorious. It’s when you burn a slow fire an
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1. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.2. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.3. Actions speak louder than words.4. Don't cry over spilled milk.5. The early bird catches the worm.6. A penny saved is a penny earned.7. You reap what you sow.8. Don't put all your eggs in
1. Capturing moments, creating memories.2. Every picture tells a story.3. Through the lens of love.4. Life is a beautiful collage of moments.5. Smile, click, repeat.6. In a world of pixels, be a snapshot.7. Focus on the good.8. Photography is the art of frozen time.9. Snapshots of h
1. I'm a big fan of the truth. I'm a big fan of common sense. I'm a big fan of doing what's right. 2. I'm not a redneck. I'm not a hillbilly. I'm a country boy. 3. I don't care who you are, that's funny right there. 4. I'm not a comedian. I'm a storyteller. 5. I'm just a guy from the Midwes