Holiday sayings funny
1. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red."
2. "I'm on the naughty list and I regret nothing."
3. "All I want for Christmas is a nap."
4. "I'm only a morning person on December 25th."
5. "Dear Santa, I can explain..."
6. "I'm only a morning person on December 25th."
7. "The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear... or just buy everyone wine."
8. "Christmas calories don't count, right?"
9. "I'm only a morning person on December 25th."
10. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red."
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1. Wash your worries away.2. Get naked and relax.3. Splish splash, I was taking a bath.4. You are the bubbles to my bath.5. Squeeze the day.6. So fresh and so clean.7. Wash, brush, floss, flush.8. Let it all go down the drain.9. Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub.10. A clean toile
1. YOLO - You only live once.2. Live every day as if it were your last.3. Carpe diem - Seize the day.4. Life is short, make the most of it.5. Live life to the fullest.6. Don't wait for tomorrow, live for today.7. Make every moment count.8. Live in the moment.9. Life is too short to
1. Sandy toes and salty kisses, it's a beach bridal shower you won't want to miss!2. Love is in the air, and so is the ocean breeze. Let's celebrate the bride-to-be with a beach bridal shower, please!3. Seashells and sunshine, it's time to shower the bride with love and good times!4. From bea
1. Swing for the fences!2. Knock it out of the park!3. Ain't nothin' but a fastball!4. Pitchin' like a boss!5. Stealing bases and hearts!6. Home run or bust!7. Infield chatter, batter scatter!8. Diamonds are a girl's best friend!9. Curveball? No problem!10. Chasin' dreams and fly
1. It is what it is.2. Everything happens for a reason.3. Just think positive.4. Time heals all wounds.5. You'll understand when you're older.6. Don't worry, be happy.7. You'll get over it.8. Just let it go.9. There are plenty of fish in the sea.10. It could be worse.
Del Boy Trotter, a character from the British sitcom Only Fools and Horses, is known for his humorous attempts at speaking French. Some of his famous French sayings include:1. Bonnet de douche - meaning shower cap2. Mange tout, Rodney - meaning eat everything or eat up, Rodney3. Au revo
1. Childhood is a precious time filled with innocence and wonder.2. In every child, there is a world of imagination waiting to be explored.3. Childhood memories are like treasures that stay with us forever.4. The laughter of a child is the greatest joy in the world.5. Childhood is a time of
1. Some days are just meant for surviving, not thriving.2. When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.3. Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise.4. Every storm runs out of rain.5. Tough times never last, but tough people d
1. A true friend is the greatest of all blessings. - Unknown2. Friends are the family we choose for ourselves. - Edna Buchanan3. Good friends are like stars, you don't always see them but you know they're always there. - Unknown4. Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to anot
1. A mother's love knows no bounds.2. Behind every great child is a mother who believed in them.3. A mother's hug lasts long after she lets go.4. Motherhood: the toughest job you'll ever love.5. A mother is a child's first teacher, best friend, and biggest cheerleader.6. A mother's heart