Hooligan sayings

1. "Oi, mate, you wanna have a go?"

2. "You're asking for a knuckle sandwich, you are."

3. "I'll give you a proper kicking if you don't watch it."

4. "You're cruisin' for a bruisin', mate."

5. "Don't mess with me, I'm a proper hooligan."

6. "I'll have you on the floor in no time, sunshine."

7. "You think you're tough, do ya? Let's see what you're made of."

8. "I'll knock your block off if you don't back off."

9. "You're in for a world of hurt if you keep pushing me."

10. "I'll show you what real trouble looks like, mate."

Above is Hooligan sayings.

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