Humerous sayings
1. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
2. "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."
3. "I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."
4. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
5. "I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough."
6. "I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why."
7. "I'm writing a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it!"
8. "I used to be a banker, but I lost interest."
9. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
10. "I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed."
Above is Humerous sayings.
1. Suck it up, buttercup!2. Suck it 'til you succeed!3. Suck it like a champ!4. Suck it up and keep going!5. Suck it up, sweet cheeks!6. Suck it up, cupcake!7. Suck it up, sugar!8. Suck it up, sunshine!9. Suck it up, honey bun!10. Suck it up, pumpkin!
1. Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.2. Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world.3. We should all start to live before we get too old. Fear is stupid. So are regrets.4. I'm selfish, impatient and a li
1. Every step you take is a step closer to your goal.2. Life is like a staircase, you have to take one step at a time.3. Success is not a lift, you have to take the stairs.4. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.5. Don't be afraid to take the stairs, they lead to great
1. Babies are like little suns that, in a magical way, bring warmth, happiness, and light into our lives as they grow.2. Watching a baby grow is like witnessing a beautiful flower bloom, each day revealing new colors and beauty.3. Babies grow like wildflowers, spreading joy and wonder wherever
1. She believed she could, so she did.2. A girl should be two things: who and what she wants.3. Strong women don't have attitudes, they have standards.4. She is clothed in strength and dignity, and she laughs without fear of the future.5. Don't be a woman that needs a man, be a woman a man
1. Don't stress, do your best, forget the rest.2. Stress less, live more.3. Let go of what you can't control.4. Don't stress over things you can't change.5. Inhale confidence, exhale doubt.6. Keep calm and carry on.7. Worrying won't stop the bad stuff from happening, it just stops you f
1. I'm hers / I'm his2. Love bug / Cuddle bug3. His queen / Her king4. My heart belongs to him / My heart belongs to her5. Together forever / Never apart6. His one and only / Her one and only7. Lovebirds / Soulmates8. My better half / My other half9. Love you to the
1. Break a leg - This is a way to wish someone good luck, especially before a performance or important event.2. Bite the bullet - This means to endure a painful or difficult situation with courage and determination.3. Hit the hay - This means to go to bed or go to sleep.4. Bite off more than
1. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.2. Squeeze the day!3. Zest for life.4. Orange you glad to see me?5. Lime is of the essence.6. Don't be a sour grapefruit.7. Juicy gossip.8. Peeling good.9. Lemon fresh.10. Sour times call for sweet measures.
1. But first, coffee.2. Life begins after coffee.3. Coffee is a hug in a mug.4. Coffee: because adulting is hard.5. Coffee is my love language.6. Coffee: the most important meal of the day.7. I like my coffee like I like my mornings: dark and strong.8. Coffee, because Monday happens e