Humor church sign sayings
1. "Free WiFi, but the connection with God is even stronger."
2. "Don't make me come down there! - God"
3. "God answers knee-mail, not email."
4. "The best vitamin for a Christian is B1 (Be One)."
5. "God's love is like a candle in the dark, it never goes out."
6. "Life is short, pray hard."
7. "Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church."
8. "Worry is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do but gets you nowhere."
9. "Come in for a faith lift."
10. "God's calendar never runs out of days."
Above is Humor church sign sayings.
1. Wishing you a season of joy, peace, and love. Merry Christmas!2. May your home be filled with the magic of Christmas and your heart with warmth and happiness.3. Sending you warm wishes and holiday cheer this Christmas season.4. May the spirit of Christmas bring you peace, the gladness of C
1. Life is like a kebab, it's all about the perfect balance of ingredients.2. In every bite of a kebab, you can taste the flavors of tradition and culture.3. A kebab is a work of art, each skewer telling a story of flavor and spice.4. Just like a kebab, life is best enjoyed when shared with l
1. Happy birthday to my partner in crime and best friend! Here's to another year of unforgettable memories.2. Wishing you a day filled with laughter, love, and all the happiness in the world. Happy birthday, bestie!3. Cheers to another year of friendship, fun, and endless adventures. Happy birt
1. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.2. Actions speak louder than words.3. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.4. The early bird catches the worm.5. When in Rome, do as the Romans do.6. All's fair in love and war.7. Better late than never.8. Rome wasn't b
1. I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown2. I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright3. I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. God dammit, I'm a billionaire. - Howard Hughes4. I'm not afraid of death
1. To err is human, to forgive divine.2. Blame is the lazy man's wages.3. He who excuses himself accuses himself.4. The first to apologize is the bravest. The first to forgive is the strongest. The first to forget is the happiest.5. Don't find fault, find a remedy.6. It is easier to find
1. I am pro-choice because I believe in a woman's right to make decisions about her own body. 2. No one should have the power to control a woman's reproductive choices. 3. Abortion is a personal decision, not a political one. 4. My body, my choice. 5. Access to safe and legal abortion is a
Food is the ingredient that binds us together. In our family, love is always on the menu.A family that eats together, stays together.Good food and a loving family are the best recipe for happiness.Food tastes better when shared with family.Family is like a good meal, it's best when enjoye
1. Press the right button at the right time.2. Sometimes you have to push the button to see what happens.3. Life is like a button, it can hold things together or make them fall apart.4. Don't be afraid to push the buttons of opportunity.5. In a world full of buttons, be a zipper.6. Button
1. There is no greater evil than a woman's revenge.2. Love is a dangerous game, and I play to win.3. I am a force to be reckoned with, underestimated at your own peril.4. Betrayal cuts deeper than any sword.5. I will not be silenced, I will be heard.6. The flames of vengeance burn hotter