Humor quotes and sayings
1. "I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done." - Steven Wright
2. "I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender." - Rodney Dangerfield
3. "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious." - Michael Scott
4. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode." - Unknown
5. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Unknown
6. "I'm not shy, I'm just holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you." - Unknown
7. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing." - Unknown
8. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just on a mission to test gravity." - Unknown
9. "I'm not a player, I just crush a lot." - Big Pun
10. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people." - Unknown
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1. Sail away to magical adventures with Disney Cruise Line!2. Life is better on a Disney cruise!3. Make memories that will last a lifetime on a Disney cruise.4. Set sail for fun and relaxation with Disney Cruise Line.5. Discover the magic of the sea with Disney Cruise Line.6. Where dreams
1. A locksmith is like a key to your problems.2. Unlocking doors, unlocking hearts.3. Where there's a lock, there's a way.4. Turning the key to security.5. Locksmiths: masters of the key and lock.6. Securing your world, one lock at a time.7. Locksmiths: the key to peace of mind.8. Unl
1. Yo, Adrian!2. It ain't about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.3. I must break you.4. Eye of the tiger.5. You're gonna eat lightning and you're gonna crap thunder.6. I'm a fighter, not a quitter.7. Going in one more round when you don't thi
1. It's all fun and games until someone loses a jam.2. Spread love like jam on toast.3. Life is like a jar of jam, sweet and full of surprises.4. When life gives you lemons, make lemon jam.5. Don't be jelly of someone else's success, spread your own jam.6. Sometimes you just have to roll
1. Wash your worries away2. Splish splash, I was taking a bath3. So fresh and so clean4. Squeeze the day5. Let it all go down the drain6. Bathroom rules: wash, brush, floss, flush7. You're never fully dressed without a smile8. Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub9. Good vibes only10.
1. Be the change you wish to see in the world. - Mahatma Gandhi2. Life is short, make it sweet. 3. Stay wild, moon child.4. Kindness is always fashionable.5. Not all who wander are lost. - J.R.R. Tolkien6. Good vibes only.7. In a world where you can be anything, be kind.8. Adventure a
1. You are the sprinkles on my cupcake of life.2. You make my heart skip a beet.3. You're the peanut butter to my jelly.4. I love you more than pizza, and that's saying a lot.5. You're the avocado to my toast.6. You're the cheese to my macaroni.7. You're the icing on my cupcake.8. You
1. I don't have a drinking problem, I have a racing problem.2. I'm not speeding, I'm just testing the limits of my car.3. I'm not addicted to cars, I'm just in a committed relationship with speed.4. My car is my therapist, it listens to all my problems and never judges.5. I don't need thera
1. Here lies the restless spirit, forever wandering in the shadows.2. In this grave, lies a soul consumed by darkness and despair.3. Beware, for the dead do not rest easy in this cursed ground.4. Here lies a forgotten soul, doomed to haunt the living for eternity.5. May the spirits of the n