Humorous birthday card sayings
1. "You're not getting older, you're just increasing in value like a fine wine... or a vintage cheese!"
2. "Happy birthday! Remember, age is just a number... a really big, scary number."
3. "Congratulations on surviving another year of my terrible jokes. Here's to many more!"
4. "You're not old, you're just retro-cool. Like a vintage record player... or a classic car that needs a lot of maintenance."
5. "Happy birthday! May your wrinkles be outnumbered by your laughter lines."
6. "Another year older, another year wiser... or at least that's what we'll tell ourselves."
7. "Age is just a number, but in your case, it's a really high one. Happy birthday!"
8. "You're like a fine wine - you get better with age... and you give me a headache if I have too much of you."
9. "Happy birthday! Remember, you're not old, you're just well-seasoned."
10. "Congratulations on reaching an age where your back goes out more than you do. Happy birthday!"
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