Humorous birthday sayings for men

1. "Happy birthday! Remember, you're not getting older, you're just increasing in value like a fine wine."

2. "Another year older, but who's counting? Certainly not you after a few drinks!"

3. "They say age is just a number, but in your case, it's more like a really big number. Happy birthday!"

4. "Congratulations on surviving another year of questionable decision-making. Here's to many more!"

5. "You're not old, you're just a classic! Happy birthday, vintage man."

6. "Getting older is like a fine whiskey - it just makes you more refined and interesting. Cheers to you!"

7. "Happy birthday! Remember, age is just a state of mind... but in your case, it might be more of a state of confusion."

8. "Another year closer to retirement, but hey, at least you're not there yet! Enjoy your birthday."

9. "They say with age comes wisdom, so you must be the wisest person I know. Or maybe just the oldest. Happy birthday!"

10. "You're not over the hill, you're just on the back nine of life. Happy birthday, golf pro!"

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