Humorous christmas sayings to suit the elderly
1. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas... but I'll settle for a white wine Christmas!"
2. "Santa, please stop here... I can't remember where I put my glasses!"
3. "I'm not Santa, but I still know if you've been naughty or nice... because I have Facebook!"
4. "Christmas is the time of year when you can't have too much of a good thing... like cookies, naps, and complaining about the weather!"
5. "I'm dreaming of a silent night... because I can't hear a thing without my hearing aid!"
6. "I'm dreaming of a Christmas bonus... but I'll settle for a bonus chocolate in my advent calendar!"
7. "I'm dreaming of a Christmas without stress... but I'll settle for a Christmas without fruitcake!"
8. "I'm dreaming of a Christmas where I don't have to cook... but I'll settle for a Christmas where I don't have to do the dishes!"
9. "I'm dreaming of a Christmas where I can eat all the cookies I want... and blame it on my metabolism!"
10. "I'm dreaming of a Christmas where I can wear my stretchy pants all day... oh wait, I do that every day!"
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