Humorous church sign sayings
1. "Free WiFi, but the connection to heaven is stronger."
2. "Don't make me come down there! - God"
3. "Exercise daily - walk with the Lord."
4. "Whoever is praying for snow, please stop."
5. "Come in for a faith lift."
6. "God answers knee-mail."
7. "Honk if you love Jesus, text while driving if you want to meet him."
8. "Need a lifeguard? Ours walks on water."
9. "Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church."
10. "If you're praying for a sign, this is it!"
Above is Humorous church sign sayings.
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1. You are my sunshine.2. Love you to the moon and back.3. You make my heart smile.4. You are my happy place.5. You are the peanut butter to my jelly.6. You are my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.7. You are the sprinkles on my ice cream.8. You are the apple of my eye.9. You are m
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1. Strong is the new pretty.2. Lift like a girl.3. Sweat now, shine later.4. Strong women lift each other up.5. Muscles and mascara.6. Empowered women empower women.7. Strong is beautiful.8. Lift heavy, love deeply.9. Strong women intimidate weak men.10. Strong girls don't just li