Humorous facts about life quotes and sayings

1. "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get...unless you read the label first."

2. "Life is short, smile while you still have teeth."

3. "Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can't laugh at yourself, call me, I'll laugh at you."

4. "Life is like a rollercoaster, full of ups and downs, and occasionally making you want to throw up."

5. "Life is like a camera, focus on what's important, capture the good times, and if things don't work out, just take another shot."

6. "Life is like a cup of tea, it's all in how you make it. And sometimes, you just need a little sugar to make it sweet."

7. "Life is like a bicycle, to keep your balance you must keep moving...or you'll fall flat on your face."

8. "Life is like a game of chess, sometimes you have to sacrifice your queen to win the game...or just flip the board and start over."

9. "Life is like a party, you invite some people, some crash it, and some leave early. Just make sure you're the life of your own party."

10. "Life is like a sitcom, full of drama, comedy, and occasionally a laugh track to remind you it's all just a show."

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British tea sayings

1. I'm just going to put the kettle on.2. Fancy a cuppa?3. It's time for elevenses.4. I'll have mine with a splash of milk, please.5. I'm feeling a bit parched, I could murder a cup of tea.6. Tea solves everything.7. I'll have a brew, strong and sweet.8. A cup of tea is like a hug in

Planter box sayings

1. Bloom where you are planted.2. Grow through what you go through.3. In a garden of life, be a wildflower.4. Plant dreams, pull weeds, and grow a happy life.5. Life is a garden, dig it.6. Every flower must grow through dirt.7. The earth laughs in flowers.8. Take time to smell the flo

2020 christmas cards sayings

1. Wishing you a season filled with warmth, joy, and love. Merry Christmas!2. May your heart be filled with the magic of Christmas and your home with the joy of the season.3. Sending you warm wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!4. May the spirit of Christmas bring you peace, the

Mates over dates sayings

1. Bros before hoes.2. Buddies before booties.3. Friends over flings.4. Chums over chumps.5. Pals before gals.6. Homies before honeys.7. Comrades over crushes.8. Amigos before amigos.9. Partners in crime over partners in time.10. Squad goals over love goals.

American sayings for encouragment

1. Keep your chin up.2. You've got this!3. Don't give up the ship.4. Hang in there.5. Keep on keeping on.6. Stay strong.7. You're a rockstar.8. Keep the faith.9. You're a fighter.10. Don't stop believing.

Wise korean sayings

1. A single conversation with a wise man is better than ten years of study. - Korean Proverb2. Even a sheet of paper has two sides. - Korean Proverb3. A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song. - Korean Proverb4. Fall seven times, stand up eight. - Korean

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Best sayings of bill gates

1. Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.2. It's fine to celebrate success but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure.3. We always overestimate the change that will occur in the next two years and underestimate the change that will occur in the next ten.

Fat amy sayings pitch perfect 2

Here are some popular Fat Amy sayings from Pitch Perfect 2:1. I'm gonna finish him like a cheesecake!2. I'm horizontal running. It's a new thing, all the kids are doing it.3. I have a feeling we should kiss. Is that a feeling you should have?4. I'm gonna kick your ass so hard, you'll be able

Cute sayings for engaged couples

1. Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning.2. Two hearts, one love, forever entwined.3. Together is a wonderful place to be.4. Love is not just something you feel, it is something you do.5. You are my today and all of my tomorrows.6. Love is the greatest adventu