Humorous family sayings

1. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out!"

2. "I'm not just a mom/dad, I'm a ninja in disguise."

3. "I'm not yelling, I'm just projecting my love at a high volume."

4. "I don't always have the answers, but I do have snacks."

5. "I'm not a regular mom/dad, I'm a cool mom/dad."

6. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."

7. "I'm not a regular dad, I'm a dad-joke champion."

8. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a mom-ager."

9. "I'm not just a parent, I'm a professional chaos coordinator."

10. "I'm not a regular sibling, I'm a professional annoyance expert."

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