Humorous proverbs and sayings
1. "A watched pot never boils, but an unwatched pot always boils over."
2. "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
3. "The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
4. "A penny saved is a penny that will probably just end up in the washing machine."
5. "Don't cry over spilled milk, unless it's chocolate milk, then cry a lot."
6. "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it do your taxes."
7. "When life gives you lemons, make sure to have some tequila and salt handy."
8. "The grass is always greener on the other side because it's fake turf."
9. "You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs, or without a good non-stick pan."
10. "If you can't beat them, join them. Then beat them at their own game."
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