Humorous religious sayings

1. "I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."

2. "I'm not arguing with you, I'm just explaining why I'm right. It's a gift from God."

3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing. Thank God for that!"

4. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode. Thank you, God, for understanding."

5. "I'm not a control freak, I just know what's best. Thank you, God, for giving me wisdom."

6. "I'm not short-tempered, I just have a quick reaction to stupidity. Thank you, God, for testing my patience."

7. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on God's timing. Thank you, God, for teaching me patience."

8. "I'm not a perfectionist, I'm just following God's plan for excellence. Thank you, God, for setting high standards."

9. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm just supporting the economy. Thank you, God, for blessing me with abundance."

10. "I'm not a troublemaker, I'm just a vessel for God's divine intervention. Thank you, God, for using me as your instrument."

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