Humorous sayings about danes and vikings

1. "Why did the Viking go to the dentist? To get his Norse cleaned!"

2. "I asked a Dane for directions, and he said 'Just follow the longship!'"

3. "What do you call a Danish Viking who loves to dance? A disco Dane!"

4. "Why did the Viking wear a helmet to the dinner party? In case there was a Norse fight!"

5. "I told a Dane a joke about Vikings, and he said 'That's fjord-able!'"

6. "Why did the Viking refuse to play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you're wearing a horned helmet!"

7. "I asked a Viking if he wanted a cup of tea, and he said 'No thanks, I prefer mead-ieval beverages!'"

8. "What do you call a Danish Viking who's always late? A tardy Norseman!"

9. "Why did the Viking bring a ladder to the bar? To help him reach Valhalla!"

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