Humorous sayings about danes and vikings
1. "Why did the Viking go to the dentist? To get his Norse cleaned!"
2. "I asked a Dane for directions, and he said 'Just follow the longship!'"
3. "What do you call a Danish Viking who loves to dance? A disco Dane!"
4. "Why did the Viking wear a helmet to the dinner party? In case there was a Norse fight!"
5. "I told a Dane a joke about Vikings, and he said 'That's fjord-able!'"
6. "Why did the Viking refuse to play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you're wearing a horned helmet!"
7. "I asked a Viking if he wanted a cup of tea, and he said 'No thanks, I prefer mead-ieval beverages!'"
8. "What do you call a Danish Viking who's always late? A tardy Norseman!"
9. "Why did the Viking bring a ladder to the bar? To help him reach Valhalla!"
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