Humorous wedding quotes and sayings
1. "Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops."
2. "A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."
3. "Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener."
4. "Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade."
5. "A good marriage is one where each partner secretly suspects they got the better deal."
6. "Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering."
7. "I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
8. "Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy."
9. "A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short."
10. "Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life."
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