Humour0us teacher sayings
1. "I'm not a control freak, I just know what you should be doing at all times."
2. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just waiting for you to stop talking."
3. "I'm not a mind reader, so please use your words."
4. "I'm not a magician, so please don't expect me to magically make your grades better."
5. "I'm not a therapist, but I can definitely help you with your math problems."
6. "I'm not a superhero, but I do have the power to give you detention."
7. "I'm not a comedian, but I do appreciate a good joke every now and then."
8. "I'm not a drill sergeant, but I do expect you to follow my instructions."
9. "I'm not a fortune teller, but I can predict that you'll regret not studying for this test."
10. "I'm not a miracle worker, but I can work wonders with a red pen."
Above is Humour0us teacher sayings.
1. You are my favorite hello and my hardest goodbye.2. I love you more than words can express.3. You are the sunshine that brightens my day.4. You are the missing piece to my puzzle.5. I love you to the moon and back.6. You are my heart's desire.7. You are the reason I smile every day.
1. I exist to serve and worship my financial dominatrix.2. My purpose in life is to fund the lavish lifestyle of my superior.3. I am nothing but a wallet for my mistress to drain.4. I crave the humiliation and control of a powerful findom.5. My money belongs to my goddess, I am just a tool
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1. Pee-pee in the potty, not on the floor!2. No more diapers, it's time to be a big kid!3. Say goodbye to diapers, hello to undies!4. Potty time is fun time!5. Flush away those diapers, it's time for big kid pants!6. No more accidents, just big kid successes!7. Potty training is a journ
1. May the road rise up to meet you.2. There's no point in crying over spilled milk.3. A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.4. You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.5. A friend's eye is a good mirror.6. May your troubles be less and your blessings be
1. When the body is in a state of hypoadrenia, the mind is in a state of confusion. 2. Fatigue is the silent cry of hypoadrenia. 3. In the midst of hypoadrenia, find strength in surrender. 4. Healing from hypoadrenia requires patience, perseverance, and self-care. 5. Listen to your body's w
1. I don't always play sports, but when I do, I prefer to watch from the sidelines.2. I run like a girl...try to keep up!3. I'm not a player, I just crush a lot...of snacks during halftime.4. I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious when it comes to my lucky socks for game day.5. I
1. May the new year bring you blessings and joy, and may you walk in faith and love.2. As we enter the new year, let us trust in God's plan and seek His guidance in all we do.3. May the light of God's love shine upon you in the new year, guiding your path and filling your heart with peace.4.
1. I'm right, you're wrong, end of story.2. I don't care what anyone else thinks, my way is the only way.3. I don't need to listen to anyone else's opinion, I already know everything.4. If you don't agree with me, you're just ignorant.5. I refuse to consider any other perspective, I know wh
1. Justice delayed is justice denied. - William E. Gladstone2. Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. - Martin Luther King Jr.3. The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke4. The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends