Hysterical funny quotes and sayings

1. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing the gravity."

2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

5. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."

6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

8. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm just witty beyond my years."

9. "I'm not old, I'm just retro."

10. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."

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Sayings for passover

1. Next year in Jerusalem.2. Why is this night different from all other nights?3. Let my people go.4. In every generation, each person must see themselves as if they personally came out of Egypt.5. Dayenu - it would have been enough.6. The four cups of wine symbolize freedom, deliverance,

Love risk quotes and sayings

1. The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that's changing quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks. - Mark Zuckerberg2. Life is inherently risky. There is only one big risk you should avoid at all costs, and that is the risk of doing nothing. - Denis

Shame sayings

1. Shame is the most powerful master emotion. It's the fear that we're not good enough. - Brené Brown2. Shame corrodes the very part of us that believes we are capable of change. - Brené Brown3. Shame is the lie someone told you about yourself. - Anais Nin4. Shame is a soul eating emotion. -

Oblivion imperial legion soldier sayings

1. For the Emperor!2. By the Nine Divines, stay sharp!3. The Legion's always looking for strong, capable warriors.4. In the name of the Emperor, I will not falter!5. The Legion's might is unmatched!6. We fight for the glory of the Empire!7. For Cyrodiil and the Emperor!8. The Legion s

Companion sayings

1. A friend in need is a friend indeed.2. Birds of a feather flock together.3. Two heads are better than one.4. The more, the merrier.5. Opposites attract.6. United we stand, divided we fall.7. Blood is thicker than water.8. Actions speak louder than words.9. You scratch my back, I'

1st birthday invitation sayings

1. Join us as we celebrate [Name]'s first trip around the sun! You're invited to a special birthday party to mark this milestone.2. It's time to celebrate our little one turning one! Please join us for a fun-filled birthday bash.3. One year of love, laughter, and joy! Come celebrate with us as

Bear sayings for bulletin boards

1. Bear with me as we navigate through this school year!2. Beary excited for a great year ahead!3. Don't hibernate, participate!4. Bear down and study hard!5. Be brave, be bold, be a bear!6. In this den, we work together to achieve greatness!7. Bear in mind, hard work pays off!8. Roar

Son quotes and sayings from mother

1. A mother's love is unconditional and everlasting.2. A mother's arms are more comforting than anyone else's.3. A mother's love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible.4. A mother's love is the greatest gift we ever receive.5. A mother's love is like a beacon, gu

Cute shopping sayings shirts

1. Shopaholic in training2. Retail therapy is my cardio3. Born to shop, forced to work4. Shop 'til you drop5. Shopping is my happy place6. I can't be trusted in a store7. Shopaholic: A person who loves shopping more than anything else8. Shopping is cheaper than therapy9. Fashion is

Corny love sayings for her

1. You're the butter to my corn on the cob.2. You're the cream in my coffee, the sugar in my tea, and the love in my heart.3. You're the salsa to my chips, the peanut butter to my jelly, and the love of my life.4. You're the sprinkles on my ice cream, the cherry on top of my sundae, and the l