Hysterical sayings and jokes
Sure, here are some hysterical sayings and jokes for you:
1. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just on a mission to test gravity."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
4. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
5. "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."
6. "I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."
7. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
8. "I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."
9. "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."
10. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
I hope these bring a smile to your face!
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