Hysterical sayings for birthday cards
1. "Happy birthday! Remember, age is just a number... a really big, scary number."
2. "Another year older, another year closer to needing a walker. Enjoy it while you can!"
3. "Congratulations on surviving another year of my jokes and sarcasm. You deserve a medal... or at least a birthday card."
4. "You're not getting older, you're just increasing in value like a fine wine... or a vintage cheese."
5. "Happy birthday! May your wrinkles be few and your laughter lines be many."
6. "Another year wiser, another year closer to needing reading glasses. Enjoy the journey!"
7. "They say age is just a number, but in your case, it's a really high one. Happy birthday!"
8. "Congratulations on another trip around the sun! Here's to more wrinkles and less memory."
9. "Happy birthday! Remember, you're not old, you're just vintage, like a classic car or a rare wine."
10. "Another year older, another year closer to retirement... or at least to getting the senior discount at the movies. Enjoy your day!"
Above is Hysterical sayings for birthday cards.
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