I would rather funny sayings
Of course! Here are some funny sayings for you:
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
6. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a break from being productive."
9. "I'm not old, I'm just well-seasoned."
10. "I'm not a chef, I'm an expert in microwave cuisine."
Above is I would rather funny sayings.
1. A father is someone you look up to no matter how tall you grow.2. Dad: a son's first hero, a daughter's first love.3. Any man can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad.4. Dads are like chocolate chip cookies - they may have chips or be totally nutty, but they are sweet and
1. Love is like a rose, beautiful and delicate.2. You are the light of my life, my guiding star.3. You complete me, you are my other half.4. Love is a journey, and I want to travel it with you.5. You are my soulmate, my one true love.6. Love is in the air when I'm with you.7. You are th
There are many books that compile curious sayings and quotes from various sources. Some popular ones include:1. The Book of Unusual Quotations by Rudolf Flesch2. The Big Book of Quotes: Funny, Inspirational and Motivational Quotes on Life, Love and Much Else by M. Prefontaine3. The Dictionary o
1. Dance like nobody's watching.2. Dance is the hidden language of the soul.3. Dance is the joy of movement and the heart of life.4. Dance is the music made visible.5. Dance first, think later.6. Life is a dance, you learn as you go.7. Dance with your heart and your feet will follow.8.
1. Vanity is the quicksand of reason. - George Sand2. Vanity and pride are different things, though the words are often used synonymously. - Jane Austen3. Vanity is the flatterer of the soul. - Edward Counsel4. Vanity is so secure in the heart of man that everyone wants to be admired: even I