Incorrect sayings funny

1. "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but a cat in the hat is worth three in the tree."

2. "Don't count your chickens before they hatch, but feel free to count your eggs before they're laid."

3. "A watched pot never boils, but an unwatched pot might just start tap dancing."

4. "The early bird catches the worm, but the late worm gets to sleep in."

5. "Don't put all your eggs in one basket, unless that basket is really good at juggling."

6. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, but make sure to add some sugar and vodka too."

7. "A penny saved is a penny earned, but a penny spent is a penny enjoyed."

8. "You can't have your cake and eat it too, but you can have your cake and take a selfie with it."

9. "Actions speak louder than words, but sometimes a well-timed whisper can be pretty effective too."

10. "It's raining cats and dogs, so grab an umbrella and watch out for flying furballs."

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