1. "I'm as serious as a clown at a funeral."
2. "I'm sharper than a marshmallow."
3. "I'm as smooth as sandpaper."
4. "I'm as useful as a chocolate teapot."
5. "I'm as quiet as a rock concert."
6. "I'm as graceful as a bull in a china shop."
7. "I'm as organized as a tornado in a junkyard."
8. "I'm as patient as a cat herding sheep."
9. "I'm as reliable as a broken clock."
10. "I'm as wise as a squirrel with a calculator."
Above is Ipressive but silly sayings.
1. Like a phoenix rising from the ashes, we can always start anew.2. The phoenix symbolizes resilience and transformation in the face of adversity.3. Just as the phoenix is reborn from its own ashes, we too can rise stronger after facing challenges.4. The phoenix teaches us that even in our d
1. Rien n'est impossible à celui qui croit. - Nothing is impossible for those who believe.2. La persévérance est la clé du succès. - Perseverance is the key to success.3. Le succès n'est pas la clé du bonheur. Le bonheur est la clé du succès. - Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is
1. Stay shady in my bucket hat.2. Bucket hat vibes only.3. Bucket hat gang.4. Sun's out, bucket hat on.5. Rocking the bucket hat life.6. Bucket hat squad.7. Hats off to the bucket hat.8. Bucket hat swagger.9. Bucket hat game strong.10. In a world full of trends, be a bucket hat.
1. ¡Fue sin querer queriendo! (It was unintentional on purpose!)2. ¡Chusma, chusma! (Gossip, gossip!)3. ¡Es que no me tienen paciencia! (They just don't have patience with me!)4. ¡Qué bruto! (How silly!)5. ¡Eso, eso, eso! (That's it, that's it, that's it!)6. ¡Se me chispoteó! (I made a m
1. Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.2. The mind is everything. What you think you become.3. Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without.4. In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and ho
1. Time is like a sword, if you do not cut it, it will cut you. - African Proverb2. The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - African Proverb3. Time is a good storyteller. - African Proverb4. Time spent in sharpening the axe is never wasted. - African Proverb5. The sun does
1. I bend it like Beckham... into the trash can.2. Soccer: where kicking balls is socially acceptable.3. I'm not short, I'm just a midfielder.4. Soccer: the only sport where you can score without even touching the ball.5. My goal is to stop yours.6. Soccer: where diving is an art form.7.
1. Actions speak louder than words.2. A picture is worth a thousand words.3. In other words...4. The power of words.5. Choose your words carefully.6. Words have the power to heal or to harm.7. Words of wisdom.8. The pen is mightier than the sword.9. Words can never express how much
1. Blessed is the man who trusts in the Lord, whose confidence is in him. - Jeremiah 17:72. The Lord bless you and keep you; the Lord make his face shine on you and be gracious to you; the Lord turn his face toward you and give you peace. - Numbers 6:24-263. Blessed are those who hunger and thi
1. The night is young and full of possibilities.2. Let's paint the town red tonight.3. Dance like nobody's watching.4. Life is short, make the most of the night.5. Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.6. The night is a canvas, and we are the artists.7. Let's make tonight