Irish drinking sayings funny
1. "May your glass be ever full, may the roof over your head be always strong, and may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead."
2. "Here's to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold beer and another one!"
3. "May the winds of fortune sail you, may you sail a gentle sea. May it always be the other guy who says, 'this drink's on me.'"
4. "May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live."
5. "Here's to a temperance supper, with water in glasses tall, and coffee and tea to end with—and me not there at all!"
6. "May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door."
7. "May you have the hindsight to know where you've been, the foresight to know where you are going, and the insight to know when you have gone too far."
8. "May the road rise to meet you, may the wind be always at your back, and may the sun shine warm upon your face."
9. "May you be in heaven a full half hour before the devil knows you're dead, and may he be chasing you all the way."
10. "May you have the health of a salmon— a strong heart and a wet mouth!"
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