Irish drunk sayings
1. "May you be in heaven a full half hour before the devil knows you're dead."
2. "Here's to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold pint and another one!"
3. "You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
4. "I drink to your health when I'm with you, I drink to your health when I'm alone, I drink to your health so often, I'm starting to worry about my own."
5. "May the roof above us never fall in, and may we friends beneath it never fall out."
6. "May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live."
7. "Here's to a long life and a merry one, a quick death and an easy one, a pretty girl and an honest one, a cold beer and another one!"
8. "May the winds of fortune sail you, may you sail a gentle sea. May it always be the other guy who says, 'this drink's on me.'"
9. "May you have the hindsight to know where you've been, the foresight to know where you are going, and the insight to know when you have gone too far."
10. "May your glass be ever full. May the roof over your head be always strong. And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead."
Above is Irish drunk sayings.
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