Irish sayings funny about drinking

1. "May your glass be ever full, may the roof over your head be always strong, and may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead."

2. "I drink to your health when I'm with you, I drink to your health when I'm alone, I drink to your health so often, I'm starting to worry about my own."

3. "Here's to a long life and a merry one, a quick death and an easy one, a pretty girl and an honest one, a cold beer and another one!"

4. "May the roof above us never fall in, and may we friends gathered below never fall out."

5. "I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me."

6. "I'll have a pint of the black stuff, and if that doesn't work, I'll have another pint."

7. "May you have the hindsight to know where you've been, the foresight to know where you are going, and the insight to know when you have gone too far."

8. "Here's to a long life and a merry one, a quick death and an easy one, a pretty girl and a true one, a cold beer and another one!"

9. "I drink to make other people more interesting."

10. "May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door."

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