Ironic sayings and
1. "I'm not a control freak, I just know what's best for everyone."
2. "I love deadlines, I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by."
3. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a not-a-morning-person person."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
6. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
7. "I'm not a social butterfly, I'm a social caterpillar."
8. "I'm not a perfectionist, I just have high standards."
9. "I'm not a pessimist, I'm an optimist with experience."
10. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
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