Ironic sayings pinterest
1. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
2. "I'm not a morning person, but I'm also not a night person. Can I just be a nap person?"
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
4. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
5. "I'm not a social butterfly, I'm more of a socially awkward moth."
6. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
7. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a deadline-driven schedule."
8. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just prioritizing my mental health."
9. "I'm not a perfectionist, I'm just very particular about how things should be done."
10. "I'm not a pessimist, I'm just a realist with a sense of humor."
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