Ironic sayings tumblr
1. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
2. "I put the 'pro' in procrastination."
3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
4. "I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode."
5. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
6. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a not-a-morning-person person."
7. "I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong."
8. "I'm not a social butterfly, I'm a social caterpillar."
9. "I'm not a pessimist, I'm an optimist with experience."
10. "I'm not a player, I just crush a lot... of candy in my spare time."
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Here are some popular sayings from the Militia faction in the video game Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2:1. The only easy day was yesterday.2. Don't tread on me.3. Molon labe (Come and take them)4. Live free or die.5. We the people.6. Give me liberty or give me death.7. From my cold,
1. Hard work pays off.2. You reap what you sow.3. Success is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure.4. The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.5. Good things come to those who wait.6. The harder you work for something, the greater you'l
1. Walk lightly in the spring; Mother Earth is pregnant. - Kiowa proverb2. Don't be afraid to cry. It will free your mind of sorrowful thoughts. - Hopi proverb3. Listen to the wind, it talks. Listen to the silence, it speaks. Listen to your heart, it knows. - Native American proverb4. We do n
1. Life is short, eat the cake first.2. Cake is the answer, no matter the question.3. Cake: the ultimate comfort food.4. Cake makes everything better.5. Eat cake, be happy.6. Cake is the sweetest form of self-care.7. Cake is the language of love.8. Cake is always a good idea.9. Cake
1. Six feet under.2. Pushing up daisies.3. Gone to meet their maker.4. Kicked the bucket.5. Bought the farm.6. Met their end.7. Passed away.8. Rest in peace.9. Shuffled off this mortal coil.10. Joined the choir invisible.
1. Dig it, man - Understand or appreciate something2. Cool cat - A stylish or impressive person3. Groovy, baby - Excellent or enjoyable4. Far out - Amazing or extraordinary5. Don't flip your wig - Don't get upset or angry6. Keep on truckin' - Keep moving forward or persevering7. Righteo
1. I'm a succa for you.2. I'm rooting for you.3. I'm fern-tastic!4. Don't be a prick, water me quick.5. I'm aloe you vera much.6. I'm not a cactus, but I'm stuck on you.7. I'm a little thorny, but I'll grow on you.8. I'm a plant, not a therapist, but I'm here to listen.9. I'm leafin
1. G'day mate - a common Australian greeting meaning hello friend2. No worries - a phrase used to indicate that something is not a problem or that there is no need to worry3. Fair dinkum - used to describe something as genuine or true4. She'll be right - a phrase meaning that everything wi
1. As above, so below.2. The true alchemist does not change lead into gold; he changes the world into words.3. The alchemist is the one who can turn base metals into gold, but the true alchemist is the one who can turn base emotions into love.4. Alchemy is the art of transformation, both of s
1. I have a drinking problem - I can't afford it!2. I drink to make other people more interesting.3. I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.4. I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.5. I only drink on days that end in 'y'.6. I don't have a drinking problem, I hav