Ironically funny sayings

1. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."

2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just energy efficient."

3. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

4. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

6. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

7. "I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong."

8. "I'm not addicted to chocolate, I just have a sweet tooth that won't quit."

9. "I'm not old, I'm just retro."

10. "I'm not a chef, I just cook like one in my dreams."

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Irish sayings may the road

May the road rise up to meet you, may the wind be always at your back.

Sayings more colors

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Thank you sayings for retirement

1. Congratulations on your well-deserved retirement! Wishing you all the best in this exciting new chapter of your life.2. Thank you for your years of hard work and dedication. Enjoy your retirement to the fullest!3. Your retirement is well-earned and well-deserved. Thank you for all you have d

Stomach sayings

1. Listen to your gut.2. Trust your gut feeling.3. My stomach is tied up in knots.4. I have butterflies in my stomach.5. That news hit me in the pit of my stomach.6. He has a strong stomach for adventure.7. She has a bottomless pit for a stomach.8. I have a gut feeling about this.9.

Paint sayings on wall

Sure, here are some popular sayings that you can paint on a wall:1. Home is where the heart is.2. Live, laugh, love.3. Dream big, work hard, stay humble.4. You are capable of amazing things.5. Be the change you wish to see in the world.6. Every day is a new beginning.7. Follow your drea

Best sayings of all time

There are countless sayings that have stood the test of time and continue to inspire people around the world. Here are some of the best sayings of all time:1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the si

Greek funny sayings

Here are a few funny Greek sayings:1. Όποιος γελά τελευταίος, δεν έχει καταλάβει το αστείο. (Whoever laughs last, doesn't understand the joke.)2. Όπου γάιδαρος και χορτάτος. (Where there's a donkey, there's plenty of food.)3. Το πρωί κοιμάμαι σαν βασίλισσα, το βράδυ κοιμάμαι σαν βάτραχος. (In

Moody quotes sayings

1. I am the architect of my own destruction. 2. The darkest nights produce the brightest stars. 3. Sometimes the person who tries to keep everyone happy is the most lonely. 4. I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. 5. The pain you feel today is the strength you fe

Sweet bengali sayings

1. যে ভালোবাসে, সে ভালোবাসে সবটা (Translation: One who loves, loves everything.)2. যত কষ্ট তত মিষ্টি (Translation: The greater the struggle, the sweeter the victory.)3. যে যায় ভালোবাসে, তার পথ সহজ (Translation: The path of one who walks with love is easy.)4. যতটুকু ভালোবাসা, ততটুকু সুখ

Ass star wars sayings

1. May the Force be with you.2. I've got a bad feeling about this.3. Do or do not, there is no try.4. The Force will be with you, always.5. I find your lack of faith disturbing.6. In my experience, there's no such thing as luck.7. Fear is the path to the dark side.8. The Force is stro