It sayings funny
Here are a few funny sayings for you:
1. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
2. "I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already."
3. "I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down."
4. "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."
5. "I'm writing a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it!"
6. "I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough."
7. "I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y."
8. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
9. "I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed."
10. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
I hope these bring a smile to your face!
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