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Funny dieting quotes and sayings

1. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.2. I'm not on a diet, I'm just eating healthier. But if a pizza falls into my mouth, I'm not going to say no.3. I'm on a diet, I just don't know if it's working or if I'm just getting better at ignoring my cravings.4. I'm not overweight, I'm j

Gearing famous sayings

1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.3. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. - Franklin D. Roosevelt4. Success is not the key to happ

Female workout shirts with sayings

1. Stronger than yesterday2. Sweat now, shine later3. Beast mode4. Empowered women empower women5. Train like a beast, look like a beauty6. Slay all day7. Mind over matter8. Fitness is my therapy9. Strong is the new sexy10. Fearless and fierce

Funny apron sayings

1. I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry.2. Grill Sergeant.3. I like big buns and I cannot lie.4. Kiss the cook... or bring me wine, either works.5. I'm the chef, deal with it.6. Caution: Hangry chef on duty.7. I don't need a recipe, I'm a culinary genius.8. I'm not a chef, I ju

Eagles quotes sayings

1. They can because they think they can. - Virgil2. The eagle has no fear of adversity. We need to be like the eagle and have a fearless spirit of a conqueror! - Joyce Meyer3. Eagles come in all shapes and sizes, but you will recognize them chiefly by their attitudes. - E. F. Schumacher4. An

Friends tv show mug sayings

1. How you doin'?2. We were on a break!3. Could I BE any more excited for coffee?4. Pivot! Pivot! Pivot!5. Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?6. I'll be there for you (when the rain starts to pour).7. It's like all my life everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You'

Brokeback mountain sayings

Some popular sayings and quotes from the movie Brokeback Mountain include:1. I wish I knew how to quit you.2. If you can't fix it, you've got to stand it.3. I wish I knew how to quit you, Ennis.4. You have no idea how bad it gets. I'm not you... I can't make it on a couple of high-altitude

Hawaii funny sayings

1. I'm on Hawaiian time, which means I'll get there when I get there.2. I don't need therapy, I just need a plane ticket to Hawaii.3. Aloha means hello, goodbye, and I love you. It's like the Swiss Army knife of greetings.4. I'm not lazy, I'm just on island time.5. In Hawaii, we don't tan,

Funny dildo sayings

1. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you a dildo, well, you know what to do.2. I'm not sure if this dildo is magic, but it sure does disappear when I need it the most.3. They say laughter is the best medicine, but have you tried using a dildo?4. I like my coffee like

Dalmation sayings

1. Spot on!2. Barking up the wrong tree.3. In a dog-eat-dog world.4. Every dog has its day.5. A dog's life.6. Let sleeping dogs lie.7. You can't teach an old dog new tricks.8. Top dog.9. Gone to the dogs.10. Sick as a dog.