Jedi sayings funny
1. "May the force be with you... and also with your hair, because it's looking a little unruly today."
2. "I find your lack of coffee disturbing."
3. "Do or do not, there is no try... unless you're trying to resist eating another slice of pizza."
4. "The dark side may have cookies, but we have lightsabers... and those are way cooler."
5. "Fear is the path to the dark side... and also to accidentally stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night."
6. "In a galaxy far, far away, they still haven't figured out how to make a lightsaber that doesn't make that 'vwoom vwoom' sound."
7. "I sense a disturbance in the force... or maybe it's just indigestion from that space burrito I had for lunch."
8. "Remember, the force will be with you, always... unless you forget to charge your lightsaber."
9. "I find your lack of faith in the force... disturbingly similar to your lack of faith in my ability to parallel park."
10. "A Jedi's strength flows from the force... and also from the copious amounts of caffeine we consume to stay awake during those long council meetings."
Above is Jedi sayings funny.
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