1. "It's T-shirt time!"
2. "Cabs are here!"
3. "GTL, baby! Gym, tan, laundry."
4. "I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet."
5. "I'm the MVP of the GTL."
6. "I'm single and I'm ready to mingle."
7. "I'm not just a DJ, I'm a lifestyle."
8. "I'm the prank war champion."
9. "I'm the party starter, baby!"
10. "Yeah buddy!"
Above is Jersey shore pauly d sayings.
1. Farm life, best life2. Home is where the barn is3. Farm fresh and fabulous4. Life is better on the farm5. Farm sweet farm6. Farm raised, farm proud7. Barn hair, don't care8. Farm life, happy life9. Farm strong10. Living the farm dream
1. Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home. - Carol Nelson2. The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear. - Buddy the Elf3. I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red. - Unknown4. Christmas is a season
1. In every walk with nature, one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir2. Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better. - Albert Einstein3. The early bird catches the worm.4. A bird does not sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song. - Chin
1. Sometimes the people we thought would be there for us forever, end up walking away. It's a painful lesson in life.2. Losing a friend is like losing a piece of yourself that you can never get back.3. Friendship lost is like a shadow, always following you and reminding you of what once was.4.
1. Burn rubber, not your soul.2. Diesel: Fueling the passion for the road.3. Diesel: Where power meets performance.4. Life's too short for weak engines.5. Diesel: Built to last, built to blast.6. Diesel: Igniting the drive within.7. Diesel: Turning miles into smiles.8. Strong, steady,
1. My password is so secure, even I can't remember it.2. I changed my password to 'incorrect' so whenever I forget it, the computer will remind me, 'Your password is incorrect.'3. I asked my computer for a password suggestion, and it said 'Error: Password too weak.'4. I thought about changing
1. Smoking is the perfect way to commit suicide without actually dying.2. I smoke because it's the best way to kill time.3. Cigarettes: the perfect way to burn money and your lungs at the same time.4. Smoking is like paying someone to kill you. They're just taking their time.5. I smoke beca
1. Do this in remembrance of me.2. This is my body, broken for you.3. This is my blood, shed for you.4. Take, eat, this is my body.5. Drink from this cup, for it is the blood of the new covenant.6. As often as you eat this bread and drink this cup, you proclaim the Lord's death until he c
1. A baby is a little bit of heaven sent down to earth. 2. Babies are the sweetest little miracles. 3. Babies are a gift from above, a precious little bundle of love. 4. The tiniest feet leave the biggest footprints on our hearts. 5. Babies are like little suns that bring warmth and light i
1. I'm not okay, but I'll pretend to be for you.2. My heart is aching in a way words can't describe.3. I'm drowning in my own thoughts, and no one can save me.4. The darkness inside me is consuming everything I once held dear.5. I'm tired of pretending everything is fine when it's not.6.