Jester sayings
1. "Why did the jester bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!"
2. "What do you call a jester who's lost his job? A fool on hard times!"
3. "Why did the jester bring a spoon to the comedy show? He wanted to stir up some laughs!"
4. "What do you get when you cross a jester with a cat? A clown with nine lives!"
5. "Why did the jester go to the doctor? He was feeling a little funny!"
6. "What's a jester's favorite type of music? Punny tunes!"
7. "Why did the jester bring a mirror to the party? He wanted to reflect on his jokes!"
8. "What do you call a jester who's good at math? A clever clown!"
9. "Why did the jester wear a belt made of watches? He wanted to make sure he had plenty of pun time!"
10. "What do you get when you cross a jester with a chef? A funny bone appetit!"
Above is Jester sayings.
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