Joan rivers funny sayings

Here are some funny sayings from Joan Rivers:

1. "I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again."

2. "I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking."

3. "I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor."

4. "I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware."

5. "I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery."

6. "I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive."

7. "I don't think I've ever worked for money. I've worked because I love it."

8. "I've learned: When you get older, who cares? I don't mince words, I don't hold back. What are you gonna do to me? Fire me? It's been done. Threaten to commit suicide? Done. Take away my show? Done! There's nothing they can do to me."

9. "I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Madame Tussauds."

10. "I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor."

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