Joe pasquale sayings

Here are some popular sayings by Joe Pasquale:

1. "I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer."

2. "I'm so unfit, I get out of breath blowing up a lilo."

3. "I'm not saying I'm unfit, but I can't even run a bath."

4. "I'm not saying I'm forgetful, but I once forgot my own name for a whole day."

5. "I'm not saying I'm clumsy, but I once tripped over a wireless internet connection."

6. "I'm not saying I'm a bad driver, but I once got lost in a car park."

7. "I'm not saying I'm a hypochondriac, but I once called an ambulance because I had a headache."

8. "I'm not saying I'm a bad dancer, but my signature move is the 'trip and fall'."

9. "I'm not saying I'm unlucky, but I once got hit by a parked car."

10. "I'm not saying I'm a bad comedian, but my jokes are so bad, even the crickets don't chirp."

Above is Joe pasquale sayings.

Data star trek sayings

1. Live long and prosper. - Spock2. Resistance is futile. - The Borg3. Make it so. - Captain Jean-Luc Picard4. I'm a doctor, not a [insert profession]. - Dr. Leonard McCoy5. Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end. - Spock6. Engage. - Captain Jean-Luc Picard7. Beam me up, Scotty.

Cute mom daughter sayings

1. Like mother, like daughter.2. A daughter is a little girl who grows up to be your best friend.3. A daughter is a mother's treasure.4. A daughter is just a little girl who grows up to be your pride and joy.5. A mother's love for her daughter knows no bounds.6. A daughter is a mother's h

Adoption glass block sayings

1. Family is not defined by blood, but by love.2. Every child deserves a loving home.3. Adoption is the best way to create a family.4. A child is a gift from the heart, not from the womb.5. Love makes a family, not genetics.6. Adoption is a beautiful way to grow a family.7. Every child

Sayings from the notebook movie

1. I am who I am because of you.2. I want all of you, forever, you and me, every day.3. It's not gonna be easy. It's gonna be really hard. And we're gonna have to work at this every day, but I want to do that because I want you.4. You are the best thing that's ever been mine.5. I could be w

Happy mew year sayings

1. Wishing you a purr-fectly happy New Year!2. May your New Year be filled with joy, love, and lots of purrs!3. Here's to a year filled with happiness, health, and lots of cuddles with your furry friends!4. May your New Year be as bright and joyful as a cat playing with a new toy!5. Wishing

Cute animals with sayings lion

Roar means I love you in lion.

Money mike sayings

1. Money talks, but wealth whispers.2. Don't chase money, let money chase you.3. It's not about how much you make, but how much you keep.4. Invest in yourself, the returns are always worth it.5. Opportunities don't happen, you create them.6. Save like a squirrel, spend like a king.7. Do

Sayings beginning with c

1. Curiosity killed the cat.2. Catch-22.3. Calm before the storm.4. Cut to the chase.5. Cleanliness is next to godliness.6. Curiosity is the key to knowledge.7. Change is the only constant.8. Charity begins at home.9. Close but no cigar.10. Cry over spilled milk.

Cousin t-shirt sayings

1. Cousins are childhood playmates who grow up to be forever friends.2. Cousins by blood, friends by choice.3. Cousins make the best of friends.4. Family by chance, cousins by choice.5. Cousins are like stars, you may not always see them but you know they're always there.6. Cousins are co

Cute onesie sayings boy

1. Mommy's Little Man2. Daddy's Sidekick3. Little Dude4. Future Heartbreaker5. Wild Child6. Little Explorer7. Mama's Boy8. King of the Crib9. Handsome Like Daddy10. Adventurer in Training