Johnny carson sayings
Johnny Carson, the legendary late-night talk show host, was known for his quick wit and humor. Here are some popular Johnny Carson sayings:
1. "Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill."
2. "The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money."
3. "If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead."
4. "I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself."
5. "The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money."
6. "Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president."
7. "I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing."
8. "I can't wait to find out what my wife got me for my birthday. I hope it's an apology."
9. "The only thing that's been a worse flop than the organization of non-violence has been the organization of violence."
10. "Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined."
Above is Johnny carson sayings.