Joke tombstone sayings

1. "I told you I was sick."

2. "Here lies a man who always kept his word...except for that one time."

3. "I finally found a way to get some peace and quiet."

4. "I guess this is what they mean by 'rest in peace.'"

5. "I'm just here for the eternal nap."

6. "Well, this wasn't on my bucket list."

7. "I always knew I'd end up six feet under, I just thought it would be from stress."

8. "I told you I was feeling a little grave."

9. "I'll be back...just not in the way you think."

10. "Here lies someone who never missed a chance to make a pun."

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