Sure, here are a few jokes for you:
1. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired!
2. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
3. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
4. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
5. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
I hope these jokes brought a smile to your face!
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