Jokes sayings
1. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
2. "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."
3. "I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down."
4. "I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough."
5. "I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why."
6. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
7. "I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads."
8. "I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough."
9. "I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why."
10. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
Above is Jokes sayings.
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