Jonathon funny sayings shirts
Here are some funny sayings that could be great for a shirt design:
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
2. "I put the 'pro' in procrastination."
3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
4. "I'm not a morning person, I'm not an afternoon person, I'm not an evening person. I'm a 'leave me alone' person."
5. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome."
8. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
9. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
10. "I'm not a quitter, I'm just on a prolonged coffee break."
These sayings can be customized and printed on a shirt for a fun and unique look.
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1. To protect and serve.2. In valor there is hope.3. Courage, integrity, and dedication.4. Bravery in the line of duty.5. Heroes in blue.6. Keeping the peace, enforcing the law.7. Guardians of the community.8. Proud to wear the badge.9. Fighting crime, protecting lives.10. The thi
1. A tree that bends in the wind is stronger than one that stands rigid.2. It's better to bend with the wind than to break against it.3. The bamboo that bends is stronger than the oak that resists.4. In the face of adversity, be like a reed in the wind – flexible and resilient.5. Bend like
1. Sweat now, shine later2. Strong is the new sexy3. Sore today, strong tomorrow4. Work hard, towel off harder5. No pain, no gain6. Sweat is just fat crying7. Train like a beast, look like a beauty8. Eat clean, train dirty9. Fitness is not about being better than someone else, it's
1. I'm not a heavy drinker, I'm a gravity tester.2. Alcohol may not solve your problems, but neither will water or milk.3. I don't have a drinking problem, I have a drinking solution.4. I'm not drunk, I'm just chemically inconvenienced.5. Alcohol: because no great story ever started with so