Judge judy sayings and advice people just get worse
1. "If you live to be 100, you will never be as smart as me."
2. "Beauty fades, dumb is forever."
3. "Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining."
4. "I'm the boss, Applesauce."
5. "You can't teach a new dog old tricks."
6. "If it doesn't make sense, it's not true."
7. "Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig."
8. "If you're going to lie to me, at least be good at it."
9. "You can't put lipstick on a pig."
10. "Beauty is fleeting, but stupidity is forever."
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1. Bob's your uncle - used to indicate that something will be successful or easy to accomplish.2. Mind your Ps and Qs - a reminder to be on one's best behavior and manners.3. The bee's knees - used to describe something excellent or outstanding.4. Up to scratch - meeting the required standar
1. Squeeze the day with some orange juice!2. Orange you glad you came to the party?3. Here's to a zesty time with orange juice!4. Let's raise a glass of sunshine - cheers with orange juice!5. May your cup overflow with citrus goodness!6. Orange you thirsty for some refreshing juice?7. S
1. Reach for the stars.2. The sun will shine again.3. Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you'll land among the stars.4. The sun always rises after the darkest night.5. Like the moon, we all have our phases.6. Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise.7. Stars can't shine w
1. Bloom where you are planted.2. Stop and smell the roses.3. Every flower must grow through dirt.4. In a field of roses, she is a wildflower.5. Let your dreams blossom.6. Like wildflowers, you must allow yourself to grow in all the places people thought you never would.7. The earth lau
Here are some Northern Irish sayings and phrases:1. Keep 'er lit - Keep going, don't give up.2. Dead on - Good, great, excellent.3. Wee dander - A short walk or stroll.4. Away on - Go away, leave.5. Catch yourself on - Get a grip, stop being silly.6. Quare geg - A good laugh or joke.7.
1. The purpose of our lives is to be happy.2. Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions.3. Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them, humanity cannot survive.4. Remember that sometimes not getting what you want is a wonderful stroke of luck.5
1. I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV.2. I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.3. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.4. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.5. I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas.6. I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the
1. Home is where you park it.2. I'm not lost, I'm exploring alternative routes.3. I brake for squirrels... and ice cream stands.4. My other car is a caravan.5. I haven't been everywhere, but it's on my list.6. Life is better when you're towing a caravan.7. I don't need therapy, I just n
1. If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.2. Cooking is love made visible.3. The kitchen is the heart of the home.4. Good food is all the sweeter when shared with good friends.5. Life is short, lick the bowl.6. A watched pot never boils.7. Cooking is like love, it should be
1. Time to hang up the bowling shoes and retire the ball.2. Rolling my last frame, it's time to retire from the lanes.3. Leaving the pins behind, it's time for a well-deserved retirement.4. Spare me the retirement jokes, it's time to strike out of the game.5. My bowling days are over, it's