Kitchen sayings funny
1. "I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry."
2. "I followed my heart and it led me to the fridge."
3. "I have a kitchen because it came with the house."
4. "I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."
5. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
6. "I'm not a chef, I just play one in my kitchen."
7. "I'm not a chef, I'm an artist. The kitchen is my canvas, and food is my medium."
8. "I'm not a chef, I'm a food enthusiast with a talent for burning things."
9. "I'm not a chef, I'm a food magician. I make food disappear... into my stomach."
10. "I'm not a chef, I'm a food scientist. My experiments sometimes end in disaster."
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