Lacrosse sayings funny

1. "Lacrosse: where you can legally hit someone with a stick and call it a sport."

2. "I may not be the best at lacrosse, but at least I can run in a straight line... most of the time."

3. "Lacrosse players: we're like hockey players, but with less teeth."

4. "Lacrosse: the only sport where you can score a goal and then immediately get into a fight."

5. "I play lacrosse because punching people is frowned upon in most other sports."

6. "Lacrosse: the only sport where you can get a penalty for hitting someone with a stick, but it's still considered normal."

7. "I don't always play lacrosse, but when I do, I make sure to hit someone with my stick."

8. "Lacrosse: because who needs a ball when you can just hit people with a stick?"

9. "I may not be the most graceful on the field, but at least I can swing a stick like nobody's business."

10. "Lacrosse: where the only thing harder than the ball is hitting the goal."

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