Lame jokes and puns sayings
Sure, here are some lame jokes and puns for you:
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
3. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
4. I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
5. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
6. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
7. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
8. I'm writing a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it!
9. I'm reading a book about mazes. I got lost in it.
10. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
I hope these jokes brought a smile to your face!
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