Latest funny sayings
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not short, I'm just vertically challenged."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
9. "I'm not a chef, I'm an artist with a microwave."
10. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just prioritizing my to-do list."
Above is Latest funny sayings.
1. He's popping off!2. What a clutch play!3. They're playing out of their minds!4. The momentum has shifted!5. That was a game-changing moment!6. They're on fire right now!7. The crowd is going wild!8. What a nail-biter!9. They're showing no mercy!10. That was an insane play!
1. Every Good Boy Does Fine - a saying to remember the notes on the lines of the treble clef (E, G, B, D, F).2. All Cows Eat Grass - a saying to remember the notes on the spaces of the bass clef (A, C, E, G).3. Good Boys Do Fine Always - a saying to remember the order of sharps in the key sign
1. Wishing you all a very merry Christmas filled with love and joy!2. May your Christmas be merry and bright, and your heart be filled with happiness.3. Sending warm Christmas wishes to all my friends and family. Merry Christmas!4. May the magic of Christmas fill your heart with joy and peace
1. Walking on wooden floors is like walking on history. 2. Wooden floors add warmth and character to any space. 3. Life is better with wooden floors under your feet. 4. A house is not a home without wooden floors. 5. Wooden floors: where beauty meets durability. 6. The natural beauty of w
1. Be fearless and pure; never waver in your determination or your dedication to the spiritual life. Give freely. Be self-controlled, sincere, truthful, loving, and full of the desire to serve... Learn to be detached and to take joy in renunciation. Do not get angry or harm any living creature, but
1. Health is wealth, so protect it with care.2. Secure your health like you secure your home.3. A healthy body is a secure body.4. Prevention is the best security measure for your health.5. Invest in your health security for a prosperous future.6. Guard your well-being with vigilance and
1. Goodnight, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite...unless they're cute and cuddly!2. Sweet dreams, don't let the mosquitoes buzz in your ear...they might be gossiping about you!3. Goodnight, don't let the boogeyman under the bed steal your socks...he's got a foot fetish!4. Sleep well, an
1. You stole a pizza my heart.2. You're the avocado to my toast.3. I love you a latte.4. You're the cheese to my macaroni.5. You're my lobster.6. You're the peanut butter to my jelly.7. You're the sprinkles on my cupcake.8. You're the bacon to my eggs.9. You're the salsa to my chips
1. As crazy as a loon.2. Singing like a loon.3. Crazy as a loon in a thunderstorm.4. Loony as a loon.5. Mad as a loon.6. Loon's call in the night, a haunting melody.7. Wild and free like a loon on the lake.8. Dancing like a loon on the water.9. Mysterious as the call of a loon.10.
1. Det är ingen ko på isen - There's no cow on the ice (meaning there's no need to worry)2. Att glida in på en räkmacka - To slide in on a shrimp sandwich (meaning to have an easy time or an easy life)3. Att ha en gris på tungan - To have a pig on the tongue (meaning to be unable to spea