Laugh jokes quotes and sayings

1. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."

2. "I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down."

3. "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."

4. "I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already."

5. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

6. "I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes. It's a whirlwind of emotions."

7. "I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough."

8. "I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."

9. "I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y."

10. "I'm trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find."

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Christian patience sayings

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Wedding koozie sayings

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Christmas quotes holiday sayings poems verses greetings

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Famous baseball sayings

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Ukrainian sayings about war

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Independence day india quotes and sayings

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Bees and darts sayings

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Sayings about swings

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1. Don't watch TV, create your own story.2. Don't watch TV, go out and live your own adventure.3. Don't watch TV, make memories instead.4. Don't watch TV, explore the world around you.5. Don't watch TV, engage in meaningful conversations.6. Don't watch TV, discover new hobbies and interes

Cute sayings to download

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