Laugh out loud quotes and sayings

1. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just on a mission to test gravity."

2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

5. "I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome."

6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

8. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."

9. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."

10. "I'm not a player, I'm the game."

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Colloquial sayings about violence

1. Let's throw down.2. I'll knock you out cold.3. I'll beat you to a pulp.4. I'll lay the smackdown on you.5. I'll give you a taste of my fist.6. I'll show you who's boss.7. I'll give you a piece of my mind.8. I'll make you see stars.9. I'll put you in your place.10. I'll teach yo

Common guatemalan sayings

1. Más vale tarde que nunca - Better late than never2. Dime con quién andas y te diré quién eres - Tell me who you walk with and I'll tell you who you are3. A mal tiempo, buena cara - In bad times, put on a good face4. No hay mal que por bien no venga - Every cloud has a silver lining5. El

Best divorce quotes sayings

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Good sayings t shirt

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Detachment is not that you should own nothing, but that nothing should own you.

I am sayings

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Birthday isnt over sayings

1. The party's not over until I say it is!2. The celebration continues!3. The fun doesn't stop just because the day is ending.4. Keep the birthday vibes going!5. Let's keep the good times rolling!6. Who says the birthday has to end at midnight?7. Birthdays are meant to be celebrated all

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Christmas thank you sayings for teachers

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